♥ Friday, August 8, 2008
Found it in an email . :D
Men Are Hard To Please -
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u DON'T, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u DON'T, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u DON'T love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u DON'T make love with him, he says u DON'T Love him;
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u CANNOT be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true;
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.
♥Loving God wholeheartedly and Loving People fervently.
4:59:00 PM
